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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 10, 2003
Pah, you don't know you were born..... I nearly lost my large intestine to an antilaxative accident...
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Laura Posted Jun 22, 2003
You mean you managed to avoid the live organ donations? You are the privilaged one.
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toybox Posted Jun 22, 2003
Live organ donation? You were happy! When I was a lad, people used my organs as they were still attached on my body!
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Laura Posted Jun 22, 2003
Pah. I had to share my left kidney with a family of hippopotami
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toybox Posted Jun 22, 2003
What luxury! At least you had a kidney! I didn't have an organ at all and had to borrow them from albatrosses so that herds of hippos could take them away from me and trample them while singing bawdy songs.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 22, 2003
Aren't you the lucky one! My family couldn't even afford that, so I had to make do with a used coffee filter! The albatrosses would pick it out every day!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 22, 2003
Mah. Only once a day? I had albatrosses at 9am, Blackbirds at 11 and then various Robins visting throughout the twilight hours!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 22, 2003
Hah! My birds formed a union and started to charge me for the service!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 22, 2003
Union! My birds had a strike and built a picket on my face!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 22, 2003
Strike<?> Pah! Mine didn't strike... They pecked my eyes out and then robbed me blind, so to speak. And that was only because I couldn't pay them the right amount of worms for pecking out my coffee-filter kidneys!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 22, 2003
WORMS???
WORMS???
I don't know, people nowadays. I had to pay mine in SOLID GOLD!
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toybox Posted Jun 23, 2003
Solid gold? I had to jump on pieces of charcoal until it became diamonds to pay them.
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
I had to mine for the diamonds in a 2 mile deep pit out in Afrika, to which I had to comute on a piece of driftwood, with only my fingernails to dig and not so much as a twig to wave and relieve me of the heat.
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toybox Posted Jun 23, 2003
A twig? They made me wear a polar suit during the day, and I had to sleep in a fridge at night!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 23, 2003
Fingernails! Polar Suit!
They cut off my fingernails and burned them for fuel in front of my freezing eyes while they kept me in a block of ice!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
Block of ice, don't talk to me about blocks of ice... I had to collect all the ice myself from the north pole, swiming alone in the icey waters with the ice behind me tied to my left ankle with a strip of kelp.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 23, 2003
KELP?
KELP?
I had barbed wire!
RUSTY!
And no tetanus injection!
*grumble*
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
I had to use the barbed wire to defend myself agains the killer whales that were contstantly trying to eat me, while simultaneously tring to ward off the albatoss that was after a share of my kidneys
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 23, 2003
At least you managed to ward them off....
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