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Post 41

Existential Elevator

Pah, you don't know you were born..... I nearly lost my large intestine to an antilaxative accident...


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Post 42

toybox

smiley - footprints


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Post 43

Laura

You mean you managed to avoid the live organ donations? You are the privilaged one.


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Post 44

toybox

Live organ donation? You were happy! When I was a lad, people used my organs as they were still attached on my body!


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Post 45

Laura

Pah. I had to share my left kidney with a family of hippopotami


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Post 46

toybox

What luxury! At least you had a kidney! I didn't have an organ at all and had to borrow them from albatrosses so that herds of hippos could take them away from me and trample them while singing bawdy songs.


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Post 47

Existential Elevator

Aren't you the lucky one! My family couldn't even afford that, so I had to make do with a used coffee filter! The albatrosses would pick it out every day!


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Post 48

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Mah. Only once a day? I had albatrosses at 9am, Blackbirds at 11 and then various Robins visting throughout the twilight hours!


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Post 49

Existential Elevator

Hah! My birds formed a union and started to charge me for the service!


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Post 50

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Union! My birds had a strike and built a picket on my face!


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Post 51

Existential Elevator

Strike<?> Pah! Mine didn't strike... They pecked my eyes out and then robbed me blind, so to speak. And that was only because I couldn't pay them the right amount of worms for pecking out my coffee-filter kidneys!


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Post 52

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

WORMS???


WORMS???


I don't know, people nowadays. I had to pay mine in SOLID GOLD!


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Post 53

toybox

Solid gold? I had to jump on pieces of charcoal until it became diamonds to pay them.


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Post 54

Laura

I had to mine for the diamonds in a 2 mile deep pit out in Afrika, to which I had to comute on a piece of driftwood, with only my fingernails to dig and not so much as a twig to wave and relieve me of the heat.


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Post 55

toybox

A twig? They made me wear a polar suit during the day, and I had to sleep in a fridge at night!


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Post 56

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Fingernails! Polar Suit!

They cut off my fingernails and burned them for fuel in front of my freezing eyes while they kept me in a block of ice!


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Post 57

Laura

Block of ice, don't talk to me about blocks of ice... I had to collect all the ice myself from the north pole, swiming alone in the icey waters with the ice behind me tied to my left ankle with a strip of kelp.


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Post 58

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

KELP?

KELP?

I had barbed wire!


RUSTY!

And no tetanus injection!

*grumble*


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Post 59

Laura

I had to use the barbed wire to defend myself agains the killer whales that were contstantly trying to eat me, while simultaneously tring to ward off the albatoss that was after a share of my kidneys


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Post 60

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

At least you managed to ward them off....


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