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Smilo's Quarters
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
I see.
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*faints, just to try and follow continuity*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
*walks in, sighs at poor continutity and drags him into the captains office*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
OVER COM : PARTY IN THE RD DISCO, 
HALF PRICE!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 22, 2003
Always drinks... always 
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Smilodon Posted May 2, 2003
*comes in carrying large unit, goes to bunk, shoves unit under bunk
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[...] Posted May 2, 2003
*walks in...*
*looks around*
AJ 2: Holly.. Switch me to hard-light...
HOLLY: Sorry Arnold, can't be done.
AJ 2: What? WHY?!
HOLLY: Though your light bee can sustain hard-light, your BHPU recreates almost perfect replicas of whoever you are at the minute... And as the other Arnold is soft-light.. your BHPU is making you the same... so your physical presence is even smaller than what is was when you were Kryten...
AJ 2: Shut up! *walks over to mirror* Almost perfect? Then that explains why I have these huge radar ears...
HOLLY: No they have been created exactly..
AJ 2: *shocked* Well it's these mirrors, they exagerate features..
HOLLY: In your case that's definately true...
AJ 2: Holly, I said shut up! *to himself* Can't touch.. smeg..
*puts book on table*
*thinks... suddenly rushes out of room heading for Mort's quarters...*
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[...] Posted May 2, 2003
*runs in and waits for Bob*
*Don't trust skutters but neither does Rimmer.. shouldn't but expecting that...*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
Whats going on and how could you pick up the book earlier? and why am i in here?
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[...] Posted May 2, 2003
Holo-novel...
Right Mort.. There's a projection unit under that bunk... could you get it for me?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
maybe - depends what you want it for. If its hidden there it may be for a good reason. What do you want it for?
Does Rimmer know you want it and most importantly...
What's in it for me?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
Respect???? Is that a promise?!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
"backstabbing judas "
But thats YOU!!!!!!
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[...] Posted May 2, 2003
Well then that amkes me more than qualified to deal with this kind of situation...
Look I'm just doing what i do best.. preserve my existance...
The unit please...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
Can't blame me if you make yourself into the most smug git aboard ship and then dislike yourself
*picks up unit and heads off*
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- 21: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 22: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 23: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 24: Smilodon (Apr 22, 2003)
- 25: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 22, 2003)
- 26: Smilodon (Apr 26, 2003)
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