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The Existential Elevator
Existential Elevator Started conversation Apr 10, 2003
Need a lift to a different floor<?>
Well: I go up and down. Occasionally side to side, and sometimes forwards and backwards. If I feel like it, I might well take you to the right floor. Or I might just go where I want to go. *shrug*
It is very nice to see you in here, and I think you might find a minibar installed for your convenience to the right of my door. In case of emergancies, cyanide pills are located underneath your seats. On behalf of JMC Trans-galactic, may I thankyou for travelling with the Red Dwarf.
Have a nice day.
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*from MBay.. uses EE to get back to crew quarters.. while in lift.. hoovers down chair and stocks minibar... leaves for cabins...
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 13, 2003
EE, while Rimmsie's away, you're in charge. And Listerette is next in line of command.
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
Over Comm. from Bridge:
MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!
ALL CREW MEMBERS INFORM NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM ON A-DECK!
A-DECK!!!
A-DECK!!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 14, 2003
Did someone say A deck<?>
Where's Rimmer, anyway<?>
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 14, 2003
He's taken the Midget. It's no longer in the hanger anyway.
The Mess please EE
Oberon2001
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[...] Posted Apr 14, 2003
*looks around.. goes to Mess for a bit of a clean...*
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 15, 2003
The where...<?>
I'm going for a lie down.....
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 15, 2003
The Mess.
It's on A-deck.
Oberon2001
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 15, 2003
Thankyou!
I'll finish up writing the Black Box draft, and then I'll be right there 
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[...] Posted May 15, 2003
EE QUICK .. EMERGENCY in HANGAR need YOU... HURRY HURRY!
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[...] Posted Jun 14, 2003
*The polymorph drills its way into the ship... plops down the lift shaft and onto EE... It flicks upon the grating on her... head... and lands inside... then just sits...*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 14, 2003
*is already completely indifferent*
*shrugs*
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[...] Posted Jun 14, 2003
*the moprh grins... perfect... it rises up and steal EE's ignorance...!*
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