h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Once youv'e registered in the captains office, you get to pick the name of the cabin and then your off to start a new conversation on A-deck A1019936

I pick that one... *points and enters* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F120678?thread=265560&post=3275888#p3275888

Yeah I guess we old ones can have cabins here instead of A-deck.

Well, there's lots of space... sorry for being a fool and messing up your ship
nice place here..

Is ok.
Glad you like it though.

"I like the laurels particulary"

Ok, new members pick cabins on this page, we'll use the A-deck for something else.
Maybe I can make it into a second starbug.

"Scutter 1 (mod) was confused for a while there. Went to A-deck and found himself in Blue Midget."

"Are they trying to get rid me already"

*Enhanced logic circuits kick in. Basic programming takes over*

"IF IN DOUBT READ THE ALL INSTRUCTIONS"

*Finds out Mr Rimmer has disintegrated A-deck while Scutter 1 (mod) was in the Captain's cabin.*

+++Accessing 'Things To Be Done' log+++
++++++Item 1 - GET RIMMER++++++

*Zooms off and enters first door on the left. Admires large airy cabin with white tiled walls, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers. Particulary impressed with storage closets with rotating locks which have 'Vacant' or 'Engaged' in a little window above the handle*

*Notes sign on door which says 'Officers Head' but can't see any Officer's heads (or any other body parts for that matter) anywhere.*

*Suspects that this is not a standard cabin and decides to look elsewhwere*

*Goes down passage and selects last door on the right. Enters standard cabin No 42. Surveys cabin and is satisfied . Withdraws a small plastic plate from compartment on left side of body casing and laser burns:-

'Scutter 1 (mod)'

in font ARIAL, Size 24 on its face and then laser welds it to the outside of the door. Unfortunately it has been welded with the lettering facing the door panel.*

*Decides some improvements are needed to the cabin and dismantles all of the furniture and stacks the component parts neatly in one corner.*

*Using suitable parts from the dismantled furniture, builds a small but functional garage next to a power outlet. Hangs a:-

'PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB'

notice on the the door, plugs himself in to the power outlet and the ships computer interface so that he can learn about the ship while recharging.*

Nice one... Did the Colonel ever get quarters? If he did can we demolish them? And make them into something good? LIKE A SHRINE TO THE MEMORY OF HIS DEATH????

*arrives from captain's office. hops onto mobile floor waxer given on birthday and zooms up/down corridors... finishes and drives down to hanger...*

*comes in, spots reflection in newly waxed floor*
SMEG!

Now then, do I pick a cabin on the same level as Rimmer or do I go for the nice shiny officer cabins?
Oberon2001

Um...

Maybe just... well there was a system but I mucked it up (second crew member on the ship and I cant even read)

Yes.
So maybe wait until Rimmer comes back.

RIIIIIIIIMER?

(maybe visit his quarters - they're over there *points to biggest room on ship*)

Yes?
You pick the same as the others, on this page.
I'm in command so I get to decide!

*looks around the room*
oh well
this is my new room i guess.....

Psst.
Start a new convo...

ok....

*Over Comm. from bridge*

MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!

ALL CREWMEMBERS INFORM NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM ON A-DECK!!!!!

A-DECK!!!
A-DECK!!!

listen up everyone, i got me a bachelor pad here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alaba...thread=266699&post=3298104#p3298104 women welcome

hmmm.... that doesn't work so try this one http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F120678?thread=266699&post=3298267#p3298267