A Conversation for Helska
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 9, 2003
You're just in time The Farce is out of hand and threatening Me and Jedi Girl with the exercise scene from Carry on Camping and it won't tell us which one is Barbara Windsor
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Apr 9, 2003
I can't help ya there but I can take on most of these guys for ya, with my mobile suit.
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 9, 2003
I take it haven't seen Carry on Camping then
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Terran Posted Apr 9, 2003
I can sense something in the farce... "Oh matron!"... *recovers* 
. I'm sorry there is something very wropng here 
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Apr 9, 2003
*Craxus makes a little motion to signify a wave towards Verc.*
Hiya 
*Craxus manuvers the Tallegeese IV to attacking positions pushing hte jets fully pushing a few G's.... High Powered Plasma Dober Gun powers up. The dober gun (beam rifle in a sense) fires three shots into a crowd of Yuuzhan Vong warriors.*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 9, 2003
The Yuuzhan Vong warriors just start laughing and ask for more as they love being shot at. They do not like being alive and rather be dead.
Their Motto is Pain is Good but Death is better.
I am Barbara Windsor - my figure is 42dd bust 22 inch waist and a 42 inch hips.
kat
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 9, 2003
Jedi Girl. you read'n the books? If so, good for you! I can barely put "Force Heritic I: Remnant" down
*The groups of soldiers is vaporized. Several Rakamats, which dwarf the Tall Geece IV, walktowards it and start pouring plasma fire at it while a squadron of Coral Skippers flies overhead and strafes it (the Tall Geece IV*
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Apr 9, 2003
*Of course being in a mobile suit, Craxus fires the main boosters as he swishes to the side a fast amount of speed while firing at the Coral Skippers with mico missiles, while firing his dober gun.*
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 9, 2003
Me no understand his talk
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Chronos Posted Apr 10, 2003
you'd have ta watch mobil suit gundam
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 10, 2003
Actually I love Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, the problem is his sentances, they don't make a lick of sense
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Please can you rename your Skippers it is really confusing
Instead of May The Farce Be with You should our motto be Infamy Infamy they've All Got it in fa me
or 'Ere Stop Messin' About
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
*reïnforcements arrive to drive away the Vong*
Why is this?
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 21, 2003
*The mioghty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong, drastically outnumbering its enemies, charges and kills many*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
*summons the Power of the Farce and the Vong's trousers fall down*
The Farce is working well today
*concentrates hard to see if the Vong can fall in the cess pit a la Carry on Behind*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Skippers Why is it that I keep on dreaming that I am the ruler of the Yuzhaang Vong? Why is the Yuzhaann trying to get me a boyfriend? Or you start a dating agency? Have you yet found a boyfriend for me? Is this is a battle or a dating agency?
kat
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 21, 2003
What are you talking about Jedi Girl?
*The warriors pull their trousers back on and continue to kill the enemy forces*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Supreme Overlord I dreamt I was your leader and you were trying to get a date for me.
kat
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
Eh what's all this about a dating agency, are we 
'you know whating' with the enemy
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 21, 2003
[Commander Nez-Pierce].......un.....................interesting..........yah
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- 41: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 9, 2003)
- 42: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Apr 9, 2003)
- 43: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 9, 2003)
- 44: Terran (Apr 9, 2003)
- 45: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Apr 9, 2003)
- 46: Reality Manipulator (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 48: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 50: Chronos (Apr 10, 2003)
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- 52: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 10, 2003)
- 53: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 10, 2003)
- 54: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 21, 2003)
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- 56: Reality Manipulator (Apr 21, 2003)
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- 59: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 21, 2003)
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