h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls back to extraction point, still fireing at the Vong*

*Follow me into the jump point 515*

*follows Reefgirl, trigger finger getting tired*

The Vong are now threatened with ing stick missiles as they will now die laughing.

kat

*the warriors are unphased by the missiles*

*The fighters drop into the atmosphere and strafe the warriors, rakamats, and world ship*

Ok 515 follow me out of the jump point fire across their nose while I get behind them and use the shadow cutter to lop off their engine's

The minutes of the last meeting, the report on boredom, forms on how to apply to become a member of the 8 Alan's Deja Vu Single Malt Whisky Fan club missiles. I have seen these forms somewhere before. They repeat the same questions all throughout the form.

kat

I didn't think they had engines.

Well whatever it it they use

And BTW Vong my ship is based on Vorlon biotechnology why are you fireing at me

You support the Infidel tech users!

*The forces continue to fire at the infidel tech users an all their allies.

Meanwhile several rakamats and many soldiers explode under the fire of the strafing fighters*

*a squadron of bombers slides into the atmosphere and prepares to drop siesmic bombs on the world ship*

*The World ship sends some of its skips to take the bombers out, they shoot a lot at the bombers*

*515 pushes a button on the datapad attached to the inside of his left arm and his V-wing gently lands from out of nowhere. 515 boards and begins straifing enimy troops.*

Allright I did not want to do it but the Vong are going to be attacked by blood thirsty dentists, bueracrats, civil servants, politicans, and will have 24 hours of non continiuous Countdown with Richard Whitely hilights, Soaps, Adverts, Docudramas, Pop talent contestants shown all the time, non stop along with mind numbing adverts.


kat

You fiend

*Thinks about the torture the Vong are about to endure and faints*

*The warriors take the translators out of their ears, close their eyes, and start to hack through the offending things*

*Posts '50 years of Patry Political Broadcasts' and '101 hours of non stop Blockbusters' onto the Vongs viewscreens and stands well back'

Yuuzhan Vong ships don't have traditional view screens. Their method of transmition between their own ships and technological ships involves a special organism that tunes out comm until the fleet commander demands the enemy's surrender

*The warriors start smashing the heretical machines transmitting the vile images*

Ohhhh, s at dawn then