h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Finish trashing the technology and run at Reefgirl with amphistaffs raised. They growl and curse and swing their blades and clubs at her*

Reefgirl Holographic Sean Connery James Bond, Roger Moore James Bond, Timothy Dalton James Bond and Pierce Brosan James Bond will come to rescue you.

Transmitting all the worst pop songs, hours and hours of reports and minutes of boring but exciting meetings and confrences to the Vong.


kat

*release's little robots that play the Greatest Hit's of Keith Harris and Orville at the Vong, Reefgirl picks up a brick ladened and starts belting the Vong with it*

Told you it would be s at dawn but would you listen, noooooooooo

*Fortuneataly, the warriors still don't have their translators in their ears. Most of them trash the talking obsenities, the others are surrounding Reefgirl. One of them gets his head smashed in by a brick laden while another ducks it and slashes at her legs*

*Jumps over the slashing Vong and winds the other Vong with a in the stomach*

HHHHHEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts to run*

HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

*The warrior collapses, his companions attack with even more vigour.*

*Carries on ing to the wepons bunker she stocked up some time ago*

*a Rakamet steps on the bunker, the ammunition explodes and tears the 60 meter tall battle animal's leg off, it falls to the ground. Troops jump out from inside the critter and run at Reefgirl ready to kill. So Reefgirl has troops running at her from front and back*

*Waves white flag*

Ok your supremeness you win I give up, take me prisoner

*Puts up hands and walks out*

Be gentle with me

I have put all the previous music/quizzes/political broadcasts/tv programmes all into Vong.

Reefgirl the worst that they can do to you is find you a husband. I do not why but every time they capture any female they go out and try and get her a husband for. So you are going to be married.

kat

Vong I have got some marmite for you, marmite, marmite nothing but lovely marmite. I am eating marmite and tropical juice drink.

kat

*continues erantly straifing vong troops, but concentrates fire in the a general radius of Reefgirl's surender.

*The warriors are not hungry. Fresh skips intercept the fire from the ISD long enough for the warriors to cover Reefgirl with bloorash jelly (which keeps her from moving) and run with her down into a bunker interogation room, where she is bound to the cieling of a small locked cell. Shortly afterwards, the skips explode under the ISD's fire*

*Still waving white flag*

Can I just ask what the supreme Commander's going to do with me, please don't let involve a harem, I've heard about you fellas

Er fellas do you mind putting me the right way up please, Hey this jelly stuffs good for the skin y'know

Several extremely large multisided pods crashland on the surface and open to reveal a division of battle mechs, who procede to launch missles and machinegun the Vong, causing general destruction and damage of everything in that direction.

Reefgirl is now located here: F120592?thread=273744

*several squads of warriors die under the machine guns, thousands more run at the enemy troops. 20 Rakamats, 60 meter tall heavily armed and armored 6 legged critters w/ dovin basals on them rise out of the ice and start firing waves of high energy plasma at the mech division*

Several mechs fall, their pilots ejecting to continue the fight while a company of them begin to concentrate laser and missle fire on the Rakamats.

Sorry for using your name in this Reefgirl

*the Dovin Basals absorm much of the punishment and the rest is absorbed by the thick Yoric Coral armor. The Rakamats continue pouring plasma at the mechs while the warriors run at the ejected pilots*

some of the pilots salvage what they can from their fallen mechs and open speratic laser and machine gun fire on the vong, while others take out forcelances and take defensive positions. Mechs continue fire at the rakamats.