h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Reefgirl is placed in "the Embrace of Pain" which is a strong tenticled creature that holds her 2 meters above the ground with her arms and legs pulled behind her back. Parts of the tenticles pierce her skin and pump non lethal pain inducing venoms into her blood stream*

Look this is doing nothing for me, I spend my off hours in the dungeon of the Marine Commando Club, Paddington, this is nothing compared to what the have in there, but I could always send Mistress Belinda to do a deal for some of your 'equipment', Why don't we just talk about this, ask me what you want to know, not that I know much I'm a mercenary I go where the action is

Hello Reefgirl I have got some acupuncture needles that I will put in you to give you pain relief by unblocking your meridian pathways.

kat

Ok but this is quite plesent actually, good for the back this 'embrace of pain'

*there is a shimmering of air and all turns cold. the lights flicker on, off, on, off. clouds form in the sky and quickly form a storm that thunders with the force of a large bomb. in the chamber a figure steps from the distorted shadows. he is wearing a large black shoal that covers his entire body from head to foot. all you can see in the black space where a face should be are two shiny red pin points.*

Excuse the interruption Reefgirl, but creachy thought i should see if you needed help?

PHENOM

Could you get me down my arms are beginning to ache and the supeme whatevers dissappeared

not a problem.

*the dark figure moves across the room and unplugs Reefgirl from the strange device and lifts her down.*

i assume you have your own transport?

PHENOM

Thank you Phenom, the White Star should be around here somewhere, but my homing device is gone the supreme nastiness has it I think

not to worry. go outside and you will see the red star. it has the same scanners as your white star so should be able to find it. i will wait here for mr schimarra. i wonder if he has ever personally tried out hs device.

*with that the PHENOM sinks back into the shadows. it is as if he was never here.*

Can I wait here with you I want to see how the supreme idiot reacts, can you protect me

PS I know who he is

*from the surrounding shadows comes a voice.*

yeah i spose so. and so do i.

PHENOM

*moves into the shadows*

I can deal with him

good. i have to leave now. the underworld requires me.

PHENOM

Can you put me in a rubber dress and hang me back up comfortably tho thanks

*does as asked and then vanishes.*

*The Embrace tightens drastically, popping her arms and legs out of their sockets. One of the tenticles starts slapping her roughly upside the head at odd intervals, the venom strength increaces in power and amount and a heavily scarred and tatooed warrior steps forward from the shadows.*

We want to know why you endorse the technology using infidels when you yourself uses blessed organic technology!

Ohh you guys could teach Mistress Belinda a thing or two.

In answer to you question I'm a mercenary I fight for whoever pays us the most, Make me an offer and I'll fight for you

BTW tighten that embrace of pain will you I'm enjoying this

Hi Reefgirl would you like me to stay for company?

I am plucking my eyebrows and waxing my legs because its painful and I am filling 100 page form with 100 questions on each and enjoying it.

I would love to take over the Vong planet.


kat

Hi Creachy and Supreme Over Lord the Vong.

kat