h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and some, when you tickle just under their chins kind of quiver them

If I tickle Pompey around the ears he can almost turn his head around Exorsist style, he's a sucker for an ear scratch

If I tickle Bobbie under the chin, her neck stretches to about 2 metres in length!

are you sure bobbie's a cat and not a baby giraffe?

Pompey likes to sleep on the Fish Tank, not for the fish it's the fact it's warm, it's starting to get cold now Masky's coming up to bed with me

My old cat stopped coming to bed with me when I rolled over onto him.

If I dare to roll over she'll meow in a grouchy way as if to say you did that on purpose

My other one used to do that.

If I have a hotwater bottle (cos my room's bloody cold in the winter) she'll curl up on that and glare at me when I try to get my feet warm

how come conversations always turn to cats....

Cos we're cat lovers

*scratches Kitty's ear*

*purrs*

Lets start The Federation of Cat Lovers and People Who Want to Say Words The Way they're Spelt

the FCLPWWSWTWTS. Catchy anacronym don't you think?

Sounds like a cat flap opening

yeah.. when the cat opening it is being chased through.

Or if like us your catflap is in the bathroom you hear it just as you've climbed in

why do you have a catflap in the bathroom?

I knew you were going to ask that.

Well our back door is plate glass so we couldn't put one in there, Mum didn't want the cats going out the front in the road so the only alternative was to put one in the bathroom wall, but they know instinctivly when you are in the bath

surely replacing the door is cheaper than knocking a hole in the wall.



That must be interesting.
Do they meow crossly at the bathroom door when it's locked?