h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps we died, and didn't notice. Wait a minute, didn't somebody say we were passing Saturn? That means we... we travelled several hundred light years!!

Wow that means we're at warp speed

Transwarp, more likely.

Quite possibly. Which website? aaah, yes. So that's your cat.

Yep. That's my cat. She came in when I was doing the website and demanded to be on it.

Cats are so egotistical.

It took a while to get her to stop trying to eat my mouse-arm.

My rat keeps trying to box with my mouse hand. Then she runs across the keyboard and shuts the computer down.

I have a laptop and all of mine like to sit on the keyboard or pace up and down in front of the screen

Mine likes dark corners and boxes. I once woke up in the middle of the night to find the cat crawling out of the sock drawer under my bed.

They squeeze in the tiniest places.

Whenever something arrives in a box 2 cats are waiting for you to unpack it so they can get in

Our cat has more dignity. She feigns disinterest untill everybody is in another room, then she creeps in and settles in the box.

Sometimes ours don't even wat for the box to be emptied

Hee, hee! Ours sometimes crawls into closed boxes!

One of mine like to pretend she's stuck on the kitchen roof, she'll wail until one of us gets on the step ladder to get her of and then she'll move JUST out of arms reach, now we open Alex's bedroom window and let her get on with it

Ours has a bad habit of sitting in front of the cat-flap and howling untill someone opens the door. And when I say howling, I mean Siamese-style howling!!

Just like masky she's part siamese

Bobbie is the result of a rooftop romance: She's as haughty as a Siamese, and as common as a non-pedigree moggy.

Hum she sounds an a lot like masky, is she silver tabby and does she like stealing milk from a cup