A Conversation for Helska
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Reefgirl I hit my head and I woke up confused not knowing who I was. I have lost my memory.
kat
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
Well to start with I called on the Farce when the Vong attacked, the Farce in it's usual manor dropped the Vong's trousers then you showed up going on about being head of the Vong and a dating agency 
maybe you can fill in the blanks
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Reefgirl I had a plan of inflirating the Vong getting them to think I was their leader but it all did not work out as they thought I was Barbara Windsor and wanted me to be their Godess and kept on showing men and saying will they do. I was in a living pod and it was covered in slime and I was fed slime every day. I tried to leave and that it is how I banged my head and lost my memory after that I cannot remember anything.
kat
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
Ohh Ohh I know Carry On Up The Jungle, the Lubbie Dubbies, the men and the oosulum bird, if we can get the Farce working d'ya think they'd fall for it
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Yes Reefgirl it will and I will be in the nude all the time.
kat
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
What about.....*ahem*......fertility rites 
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2003
Reefgirl fertility rites sound fun.
kat
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 21, 2003
Mmmmmm yeah, who should we invite
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 21, 2003
[Commander Nez-Pierce] ** oh dear
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 22, 2003
who said we were going to invite you 
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 22, 2003
[Commander Nez-Peirce] Just hearing the talk about it.......I mean........Oh dear!
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b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
*515 arrives*
Oh, what lovely chaos.
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 22, 2003
My choices would have to be Colonel Jack O'Neil, Tilk and Doctor Daniel Jackson. What about General Hammond and Captain Samantha's Tokra sweetheart.
kat
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b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
*waves back to Reefgirl*
Did the war leave?
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Chronos Posted Apr 22, 2003
*the entire 
division is playing ,chess to the death, with the vong*
Well i guess its still a war you see the Yuzan-Vong forces here ran completely out of orders from there superiors.
*moves knight*
so until they get some orders to do otherwise the division and I are just gonna play, chess to the death, with them.
*checkmate!, shoots vong soljer in da head*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
*waves back to Reefgirl*
Did the war leave?
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 22, 2003
Chronos do not know how to play chess
kat
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b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
I have no idea why that went twice, ehhh. Got another board?
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Chronos Posted Apr 22, 2003
I know how to play chess. anyway yeah heres a board
*passes over chessboard*
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