h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blaster artillery takes out all the Rakamats, leaving them smoking. The Tank Droids roll forward, destroying the barricades with their heavy particle cannons*

*The division having stealthly sliped past the yyuuzan vong's defences jump out of their hiding places and begin firing at the back of the enemy's heads, while Chronos in his death glider lays down suppressive fire for the 's*

Ha ha ha ya gotta love suprise attacks!

*Coral Skippers fly over the invasion army and decimate the blaster artillery as more Rakamats trundle forward to continue to devestate the enemy. The attackers attacking the rear of the army finds themselves being strafed by more Coral Skippers while a few of the surface batteries start shooting at the enemy Death Glider*

Forgot to switch identities. Ooops. Just consider that I said that and not HDS

i was wondering why you were shooting at me

*Chronos dodges enemy fire and drops a can of liquid nitrogen upon the yyuuzan vong ground troops*

Terribly , I was pressed for time and forgot which ID I was using, Lunch was fast approaching and I felt no need to delay it.

*blaster artillery returns fire with turbolaser fire, and the coral skippers are attacked from behind by combat cloud cars*

*WS9 opens a jump point inside the planets atmosphere and comes out with guns blazing at the ground troops*

*the AT-AT's have managed to enter the Vong barricades and discharge their droid troopers. The droids chant:"We are machines! We are mightier then the Yuuzhan Vong!*

The 8 Alan's (who are really one person and keep on fighting with themselves) Clone Army and the Richard Whitely Battle droids who are all telling 30,000 year old jokes and are all extremely color blind as well as paint in bright garish colors. The are all starting to fight with each other.



kat

They realize that they are in the battle and stop fighting with each other as it was not fun anymore and started to attack the Yuzzan Vong.


kat

*The Farce has gone wrong. Everyones Belt buckle undo's. Though he still manages to get out of the way of the weapons using a backflip method*

There is an evil in the Farce distracting me...hmm

It's the Vong guys!

Get that Farce back under control the elastic's gone and they're around my ankles, I need a safty pin

*hands Reefgirl a safety pin that's as big as her head*

Hi everyone

Jedi Girl puts the Farce into control by whispering I am going to my leather whip out if you do not behave.


kat

*cowers in fear*

Oohh thats better talk about drafty

*Joins Jedi Girl in threatening the Farce with a whip but the Farce threatens them with the exercise scene from Carry On Camping*

*Gulp*

Now what

*From the Starship Asgard, comes 6 drop ships carrying 300 men. Also Craxus arrives in his Tallgeese IV A952021.*

*Tallgeese lands down on the planet with a large THUMP! Bits of pieces of land pop up into the air.*

[Craxus]Hey, I thought you could use some help.