h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Many lumps of Yorik coral, squads of Yuuzhan Vong warriors, and assorted mean critters. The Star Gate is enlosed on its back side by a wall of Ice that extends some 40 meters into the air, and the rest is sourounded by warriors on patrol and the baracades.

What is it with you and coral it gets confusing I think you're talking about me (it's my real name)

Most Yuuzhan Vong armor, ships, buildings and whatnot is made of "Yorik Coral" a superdense material that feeds off of the minerals in rocks and what-not to not only maintain its existance, but also to rapidly heal itself

*Here comes Ooobi doobi doobi the Left-Eye Grand Master! He takes out his Light Shaver (yes all the worst star wars jokes will come to haunt you here</ooc&gt, and prepares for a fight*

Mmm... the gas is strong in this one...

You're mean!

But it's still confusing to me, is there anyone out there who has the same name as me I'd like to know

Shall I tone it down a bit?

Shall I?

BTW : How serious did you want to make this?

These aliens are very fond of shopping in crowd supermarkets. Going to the dentist, having their legs waxed and eyebrows plucked. They think all politicans are very funny and love watching party political broadcasts. The men suffer from women's complaints and love being hit with s. This race loves pain and thinks dieing is better than living, probably has been to a Butlins Holiday camp.







Jedi Girl

seroius, but with humor to it. You know, like in the movies. reactions and sarcasm to the present situation. All the books (64+ of 'em) are chock full of humor, but serouisness and action too.

*three warriors run at Verc, their amphistaffs raise to rain down deadly blows upon him*

*Ooobie Doobie Puts down light shaver*

I shall use the ancient powers of the farce. *Concentrates on removing their weapons*

[Warrior] What are doing old man?

*The warriors as they swing their amphi-staffs at Verc's knees, chest, and neck*

I have several lightsabers in case I lose any or one packs up on me in the middle of battle.

I have a pink, purple, orange, blue, green, lilac, indigo colored light sabers. I have some with double power cells in and some with single power cells. I am so strong in the Force I made mine in less than a day where it usually takes a week. I stopped going to those boring intergalatic mornings and evenings as well as the dull but exciting confrences.




kat

Verc if you're using the power of the Farce shouldn't you be removing their trousers instead of their wepons

*lands with the 1st Imperial Invasion army and starts blowing up everything in sight*

*hundreds of warriors pop up from behind their baracades and throw razor and blast bugs into the invading forces, decimateing them*

*undaunted, the Walkers and Tank Droids advance, cutting large swathes in the enemy formation, while Scimitar Bombers attack from above*

*Severl Rakamats rise from their slumber, hte stand up to their full 60 meter hieght (20 taller than any walker) and present their sides to the enemy. 30+ plasma on each one's side begin to pump out shot after shot of high energy plasma at the invading forces, wiping amny of them from the face of Helska. Soem of the surface plasma cannons take damage from the scimitar assault bombers but they return that damage 2 fold, destroying several of the bombers*