A Conversation for Helska
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
*sits down and plays a game with one of the warriors*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 22, 2003
What about draughts/chequers?
kat
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
b9nr515 Posted Apr 22, 2003
Checkmate! *shoots warrior*
Well as long as they know how to play it it should be fine.
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 22, 2003
*The other warriors are enraged by this and proceed to cut their openants to peices with their amphi-staffs*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Chronos Posted Apr 22, 2003
*the 
division opens fire upon the vong, Chronos orders another airstrike*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 22, 2003
Hey guys
*ducks as war goes overhead*
well I agree with you Jedi Girl except for General Hammond is Jolinar for your Tok'ra
*Contact's the Farce and it throws custard pie's at the Vong*
Ah the Farce is with you ('ere stop messin' about)
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
b9nr515 Posted Apr 23, 2003
Good, the war started again. I was afraid I was going to lose that game.
*stands up and shoots blindly into the enimy divisions*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 23, 2003
You can always use The Farce to help you, just think Carry On films 
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 23, 2003
Reefgirl
The Vong are constantly pinching my bum and my bra has just popped off my 42DD 
t and they fainted because it was too much for them.
kat
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 23, 2003
Well at least we know their weak spot they can't handle the British sense of humour
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 23, 2003
*The Yuuzhan Vong soldiers attack even more vicouisly, killing many and hurting everyone*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Chronos Posted Apr 23, 2003
*Chronos orders his division to pull back to tend the wounded, Supressive fire is suplied by some deathgliders*
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Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 24, 2003
*Several squads of soldiers explode under the fire of the Death Gliders, a squadron of Skips (sorry Reefgirl, but I must specify them "Coral Skippers" or fighters) fire at the Death Gliders while many more infatnry men blitz the retreating enemy*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 26, 2003
I am still trying to work how to fly this thing.
kat
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 26, 2003
*Pushes a few buttons on a palm pilot and White Star 9 appears*
Beam me up boys
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 30, 2003
*a squad of warriors swarm towards Reefgirl*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Chronos Posted Apr 30, 2003
*the Devil division enters its ships and takes off*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*WS9 opens up with the fusion cannons at the vong and lays the naqadah mines in the Vongs path*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong Posted Apr 30, 2003
*Several rakamats explode under the fire from the white star, several surface batteries and other rakamats return fire at the white star*
Helska's surface, near the Star Gate
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*Who opens a jump point and buggers off for a moment of fiendish reprisal planning*
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- 82: Reality Manipulator (Apr 22, 2003)
- 83: b9nr515 (Apr 22, 2003)
- 84: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 22, 2003)
- 85: Chronos (Apr 22, 2003)
- 86: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 22, 2003)
- 87: b9nr515 (Apr 23, 2003)
- 88: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 23, 2003)
- 89: Reality Manipulator (Apr 23, 2003)
- 90: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 23, 2003)
- 91: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 23, 2003)
- 92: Chronos (Apr 23, 2003)
- 93: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 24, 2003)
- 94: Reality Manipulator (Apr 26, 2003)
- 95: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 26, 2003)
- 96: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 30, 2003)
- 97: Chronos (Apr 30, 2003)
- 98: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 99: Shedao Shai master of the mighty forces of the Yuuzhan Vong (Apr 30, 2003)
- 100: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Apr 30, 2003)
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