h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the unexpected sporadic fire damages the forward legs of three Rakamats, greatyly reducing their manuverability. They keep firing at the enemy mechs while the warriors start to kill the enemy troops and their cobbled together lasers and machine guns*

Most of the spradicly fireing pilots die, other retreat behind the now hovering mechs. Mechs continue fire.

*The rakamats take alittle more damage on their front legs, a few stop moving but all keep firing. The Warriors run under the mechs after the pilots*

The mechs take flight in defence of their comrades as several red bolts of laser come down on the rakamats and begin to melt the ice they stand on.

Reefgirl does it taste like caviar or jellied eels?

Katrine

I think they moved Reefgirl to a different thread

I'm in the supreme whatever's Bunker (the link is on the previous page),
these Vongs do a lot of interrogating or the are HEAVILY into S&M, I'm in a thing called the 'Embrace of Pain' ATM, don't hurry on my account I'm quite enjoying it

It is only through pain that we are cleansed of our inequities!

*The Rakamats continue firing at the mechs as they start to fly while the warriors close on the running pilots*

That's his story and he's sticking to it

The Mechs surround the rakamats, dodging and darting with unusuall precision, The begin to work on the ice the rakamats stand on. Some of the mechs crash into the rakamats, the few surviving ejected pilots retreat into the bunker.

*The rakamats start moving out away from each other, towards the mechs. A few falling over as the mechs crash into them. All firing at the mechs as much as they can as the warriors keep on rounding up the pilots and circling behind them, getting in between them and the bunker, which is sealed*

I'm trying to avid going back to H+HW and ordering some shield ships and ice borers, throw me a freaking bone here

Disgruntled that they can simply blow the crap out of the rakamats the mechs continue fire at the rakamats and ocasionally missing and hitting the ice. The running pilots once again take up defenceive positions, this time outside the bunker, as they prepare to blow a large hole in it.

Well it could be worse we could be in a overcrowded supermarket or at an overcrowcrowded railway station with endless incidents on the line and cancellations due to the wrong leaves on the line/wrong rain on the line.


kat

*The warriors that the pilots had magically bi-passed cut the pilots to pieces with their amphi-staffs*

*While the Rakamats continue to shoot at the enemy mechs as their bullets get stuck in their dense armor and the lasers mostly get sucked up by dovin basals*

*A jump point opens and White Star 9 comes through fireing at the mechs, cutting them down with the shadow cutters*

There you go your supremeness, your window of opportunity

*Opens another jump point and WS9 skidadles*

Can she do that? And am I the only person, besides the vong, with an army left on the planet.

Cut your losses, his supremeness is paying me well, and he's given me a few extras too

The surving mechs retreat back into space, a few crashing back down into the planet after taking vong fire.

*The rakamats shoot at the retreating mechs then settle down for a well deserved nap. The warriors round up and execute the remaining downed pilots*

The Imperial army has left I beleive and so has the Star Gate team that Craxus sent.

As if it was timed, when the last downed pilot was executed the planted charges on the bunker blow up, causing a small radius of destruction.