h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

: [Sarcastically, but meant in a benign fashion]: "Thankee ever so much..." - . [Then said seriously]: "I am going for less posts when I'm on... maybe it's a learning curve, ( @ least I'm working on it)."
[Sharp]: "So... if'n anyone mightn't be kind enough to bring meself (and any others 'in the dark', so to speak), up to speed..."

: *waits, (though not impatiently)*

<<>>

OOC> I don't really have time for this, and there is more bickering going on than plot. I'm going to leave you to it for a while. See you later. </>

[Aeryn]: *has had enough of this 'hero' stuff, so she grabs her pack and leaves town*

: (Complaining): : " 'cuz you guys 'are mean'."

: [sarcastically]: Oh great. Now look... & don't tell me that I went & did that, because I'm the one who helped to get 'er character over here to the cathedral.

[Sharp]: "Oy, Aeryn -wait up a sec."

[Sharp]: "Thanks alot. Now all I wanna do is stroll around and sulk."
*exits*

[Sharp]: *returns hiccup-ing*
}Hiccup!{

[Sharp]: (To Tobias): "When I'm sober, I wanna have a duel w/ya (not to the death though!)."

<<< Right, that was 5. Stop it now.>>>

: 'Cuz a drunken mage can be a very dangerous thing...might go around casting spells by accident + stuff.

: You wanna go at it, then? *puts up fists, but then remembers something: It would be a dumb idea to try and get into a fight with someone who can 'manipulate time.' Ex: They could say slap you across the side of the head, then-while you were still trying to get your bearings/ascertain what it was that hit you,-why,then-they could turn time back over again and hit you several times over. Owch.

*Manipulates time to before Sharp knew how to post random drivel in repetitive posts that no-one reads or cares about* Shall we get on with this quest?

[Sharp]: *likewise contemplates zapping Tobias with a bolt of energy from his hand/fingers, but thinks better of it than to.*
"I'd like to. Ready if you are..."
: Where the h*ll is everybody else and/or the DM?

<<>> I had to reverse time to before you were born. Ah well, no-one will notice.

<<<: Oh, good point. Zap: }FrzZzaTt!{ >>>

[Sharp]: "There has been something a bit troubling me though still Tobias... If you set time to from before I was born,- why am I still here? It must be because you don't know how old I am ()."

<<: I'm not saying, (So you'll just have to guess )>>

*plucks/pulls out a stray grey hair.*

: So, um-now what?

I need to finish typing up Sir Jeff's tale, that's what, then I'll post it, y'all can read it and the quest can start.

: Oh. And here I was beginning to really think that it was like Tobias was saying, that I had scared evryone away from theat whole dreaded 'omni-post' thing. Really didn't mean to/it wasn't on purpose.