h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i knew i was forgetting something!!!
i'm taking law too! .... an honest politician? that'll be a very nice change.

deoderant kills wasps? i didnt know that. i assume you mean the spray stuff...

Law...? How come that most of the Goth I know hold a degree or two in law?

Maybe the desire of knowing what makes the word and society turn/do the things they to?

hmm.. i dunno.
law interests me ever since i read nancy drew. i dont read her any nore, actually i find her quite annoying now... but anyway...

tube, how do you do that neat thing around your name?

-=-.... is it like that...? i guess i'll find out if it worked when i post this...

Yup. Seems like you took less than five years to figure it out ... I shall go and crumble to dust now..

dont do that!!!

Well if you held out the lighter and sprayed deodrant through the flame at a wasp that would probably kill it. Or wind it up even more, then all you've got is a massive flaming wasp. Gulp.

I'm not bothered about doing law or polotics, it's just something I could get a degree in History with and still be uselful. A career in polotics would be fun...
I'd thing law as a career would be a bit tedious but as a subject it seems quite enjoyable.

Hehee! Massive flaming wasp!

"... become an honest politician." Or learn how best to be a /really/ dishonest one...

"Maybe the desire of knowing what makes the word and society turn/do the things they to?" Yeah that sounds feasible. I wouldn't say that most of the Goths /I/ know hold a degree or two in law, but aparrantly a law degree is fairly expensive over here, so that's probably why.

I was never really interested in either law or politics; they seem too 'dry' for my liking. I was a linguistics student instead, although J'ai parlé pas le bon Française depuis six ans.

"I guess I'll find out if it worked when I post this..." You know there's a 'preview' button, right? Or are you too busy to use it?

The lighter and deodorant can thing works really well; my dwaf and I would use them to get rid of paper wasps in the woodshed while we were working at the cabinetmakers. A bit dodgy, I agree. One bad aim and several thousand dollars worth of timber would be going up in flame around our ears. The main trick is to make sure the lighter is far enough away from the can so that there is /no/ chance of a backdraft. I happen to like my fingers.

i know thers a preview button...i jsut forget its there... because i never really use it. as you can probably tell from my mass of typos...


hey guess what jerms!!!
i bought this book and cd's to teach me how to read, write, and speak russian! i'm so excited!!

Sweet!

My cousin took russian. Gave up after a while.

A group of mates (the old band before Polo joined and Dudley left) mainly Dudley almost managed to set fire to my house with the deoderant and lighter thing. Band practice gone awry.

(mental note: Wear asbestos next time I go to one of Job's practices...)

Lol. That would be a most excellent idea. Or just wait until the end of the practice to sell lighters to my mates.

*rubs hands together and thinks $$$*
hmm.. selling lighters, i wonder how much of a profit yu can make out of that...

no jsut kidding job, i'd feel terrible if someone burnt down your house using a lighter i'd sold them...

I wouldnt mind as long as it wasnt my fault.

If you can buy 10 or 12 lighters for £1/ $1 (Idon't know what the rates for cheap lighters are there) you can cell them for 20 - 25p/c each depending on the gullibility of the client and their knowledge of the local area etc. Or 50p for three. Thats my rates. But stay away from my school though.

That's a pretty good profit!

Reminds me of a friend who was talking about his simple money-making schemes in South Africa; he could buy a big-ass bag of premade popcorn for about $2 - about a kilo - and those zip-lock bags for about 50c for 100, transfer the popcorn, and then sell the smaller bags of about 100g of popcorn for $1.50 each!

People are so gullible!

Hmm what an idea...

i never want to see any more popcorn as long as i live. and that goes doubbly, trippley for hot dogs.... i made so much of them on saturday and sunday!!! the hotdogs are the grossest things ever! if they get left on the spinny lighted thing too long they get all bubbley and i dont mean the skin bubbles, i mean some sort of grease bubbles start to form on the top... and they're so greasy.... ick!

They dont taste very nice in my opinion either.

thats annother good point, they really dont taste very good either.

It's not that I dislike them with onions and mustard and ketchup and everything else but if anyone ever eats frankfurters take heed of my advice: DON'T EAT IT!