My Old Uspace
Created | Updated Jul 31, 2004
If you'd like to know a little more about me then check out the ReDZone or go see those scurrilous and untrue lies at the Red Dog Ghost Roast.
There are also Ten Red Dog Clones running around H2g2 somewhere. It's a long story - due to a bizarre accident. They're probably up to no good and I categorically deny that I am in any way responsible for them or their actions.
A slight word of warning .... the place is guarded by a ferocious Attack-Poodle trained by my friend Big Bad Werewolf and grown to a preposterous size by growth hormone fed to it by I'm still thinking. Also on sentry duty is my personal 
Bodyguard and Texan pal Ex-Rambling. So no funny business if I'm offline when you call OK.
Oh and watch the sentient plants in the Lounge. Definately watch them - they have a very, very bad attitude.
And just so you are not too shocked you need to know that I've gone through one of my periodic Alabaster phases and am experimenting with Brunel right now. Don't worry - it'll pass.
Join the Pack
If you have a Dog-name in h2g2 or you are simply a dog afficianado then you can join us by going to the Dog House where you can see all the members of the pack. If you're a Dog or a Dog supporter we really do need you.
Some sites of special interest to DogsThe Dog HouseThe CathouseACF Induction CentreCat Induction CentreLes Chiens RougesThe FleapitThe Cat MenaceThe Curiositizer IThe Curiositizer IIACF Science Research Facility and ArmouryThe ACF Country Retreat (formerly the PoW Camp)Centre for the Development of Anti-Dog TechnologyACF Naval HeadquartersACF Fighter CommandACF Shooting RangeACF ArchiveFeline Foe ProfilesThe Invasion of the H2G2 Waterworks and BeachClipboard vs the DogsOther Stuff I've got Embroiled in
Other cool stuffThe Chaps ClubThe Chaps Club ClubhouseCHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild of SuperherosThe Potato ArmyThe Hot SpotS*T*A*T*SThe Bureau of Innuendo, Rumour Idle Speculation and Big Fat FibsThe LudditesThe Knights of H2G2
I am the Carnelian Knight, the Keeper of the Swords of Power for the Knights of H2G2.
It is my sacred duty to keep the magic swords (and play with them from time to time) and even lend them out on occasion.
Check Out The Dialectizer
If you'd like to have a bit of fun press here to find out what this page looks like in Swedish Chef, Red Neck, Elmer Fudd, Jive, Cockney, Moron, Pig Latin or Hacker speak.
Go on try it - you know you want to. Trust me - you won't regret it (unless you're a Swedish Chef, a Cockney .....)
Battle it Out
Not satisfied with articulate and witty conversation, is something missing from your life, feel in need of gratuitous violence ? Then Battle of the Gods is probably the thing for you.
H2G2 GOD |
From an original Red Dog idea © Mount Olympus brings you the ultimate in on-line fighting h2g2 style. Pit your wits (and your super powers) against other researchers in a variety of supernatural settings from the Plains of Asgard to Alien Planets.
You know you shouldn't, but you're going to anyway, so why hesitate - get thee hence today. You'll find me already there in the Pantheon as the Red God.
What Level of Hell do You Live on ?
I'm a bad boy .... the Dante's Inferno Test banished me to the Fifth Level of Hell!. Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test yourself.
Frustrated with the Modern World
Become a Luddite and discover the joys of machinery bashing.
| I'M A MEMBER OF THE H2G2 LUDDITE MOVEMENT- COWER BEFORE ME! |
Adventures in Hairdressing
The male hairdressers two first name phenomena discussion has been moved here.
Watch Faces
Also interested in many other odd things ..... all watches with roman numeral faces have something wrong with them. If you've got one check it out and see if you can work out what is wrong. If you spot it and want to know why it's like it is then drop me a line. If you can't spot it and want to know anyway just drop me a line.
If you're not interested and just think I'm sad then please keep it to yourself thank you very much
The Fish Adoption Scheme
This is my pet Fish, Mac - he`s a Fillet-o-Fish that I got from Tummyfish courtesy of the Fish Adoption Scheme and graphic by the wonderful Twinkle.
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The Light Fantastic
I'm also a bit of a ..... *whisper* Dancer ..... and have been known to strut my stuff entirely without the aid of alcohol or a safety net. I got moves !
The Keepers
I'm the Keeper of the ANNOYING HABIT OF WRITING ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS (part-time). Its a lousy job but someone has to do it. Post in Capitals and I'll be there as quick as I can.
Where You Can Find Me
I'm usually trying to make a telling and witty contribution to one of the following conversations on ask the H2G2 Community. You'll usually find me lurking, sorry - hanging about on ......
British-English demonstrating my wide (but still pathetically small) knowledge of the language (English is like that).
The Food in Film Titles Game - check it out yourself
Questions To While Away The Hours - what's the thing that has always puzzled you the most ?
What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To You (go on tell us yours - we all need a laugh)
If you can't find me on any of the above then I'm in the Dog House.
The Posse trail is this way.
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