h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and into the chapel they rolled

Their Gregorian Chants
became football style rants


Sorry muv early start.

and they woke up hungover and cold

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*g'night TQ - sleep well *

The monks all supped 'hair of the dog'

Which fell in and got brewed with the grog...

That poor little mutt

He dropped into the Butt

That's the trouble with chasing a Frog.

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The Highwayman ranged wide and far

He was on the look out for a bar

to go robbing a boozer

He was on to a loser

so he detoured and stayed in a spa


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He de-toxed and was a New Man

He became almost super-human

Wore lovely blue tights

gave up drink and worked nights

Uncannily like Gary Numan

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Gary wrote an odd song about cars

But not about Spiders from Mars

*waves to Chorlton*

I know it sounds barmy
but he had his own army

(hi muv!! waves back)

and spent nights staring up at the stars (5)



There was a Lieutenant from Hastings (1)

who in fights got terrible pasteings