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her friends all declared

( but I'm halfway thru a at the mo!)

that it shouldn't be shared

so the dog got increasingly stressed



The neighbours felt sad for that dog

as through all those meals it did slog

it's fur all fell out

(Hi Chorlton - how's your weekend going?)

It suffered from Gout
And started to croak like a Frog.

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There was a young lass from Nepal

Who liked to do nothing at all

she'd sit and drink tea

(She sounds just like me!!)

'cept she did it slurping,; what gall!!

oops!



She made such a loud slurping noise,.........

She frightened away all the boys

who considered her drooling
was improper schooling

but really admired her poise

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She'd gone to a school for young ladies

Organised by the Gangland O'Grady's

They were taught how to sit

and the best way to spit

and what the difference between a shovel and a spade, is.

..........oops again


T'was when I was having a nap

That a furry thing jumped in my lap