h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got one here with your name on

Damn, I should've had a claim on


(Gerroff me grog!!!)

Back again Muv

Don't generally need asking twice

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There was an old Llama from Dhali


*waves hello to Triquack*

Who went for the weekend to Bali

He lazed on the beach

*hi Chorlton *

But was just within reach
Of a Nun, all wizened and Gnarly

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Hi Gang

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The Monastry soon closed its doors

to clerics and bankers and whores

Who oft congregated

and weren't segregated


*sends a to Triquack and waves hello*

Which often caused itching and sores

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with added %

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Their Temple was high in the mist

Which was fine except when they got p*$$ed

Their fall off the Cliff
often rendered them stiff

Which was hopeless for doing the twist



The monks liked to brew their own

Which was stronger than any on sale

Sorry Muv time, same again tomorrow?

*look forward to it my friend sleep well*

after a pint or praps two

With a bowl of lamb stew

They'd sing and they'd croon and they'd wail

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The din was revered far and wide


*hi Chorlton girls back to school?*

'coz they knew the Monks were inside
Virgins sighed with relief

somehow stifled their grief

(at least the ones who had lied)

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At 3am the bell tolled