h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And they don't let 'em drink
at least that's what they think

but many deceipts have been wove ()

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The youngsters go creeping about

For fear they might get a clout

false noses and glasses

They try to make passes

Just not knowing what it's all about.

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He got his Girl in a clinch
Thinking "this is a cinch"*

*easy

but she ran to her mum

still sucking her thumb,




(hiya chor! sunny in Paris today! did you send me that from Brissul?)Cheers

Then ran back and gave him a pinch

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The young man was awfully mad

It turned out he was the dad

that wasn't his plan

So he got up and ran

and left them all there, what a cad!!!





there was a young indian lady

whose intent was def'nitely shady

*'lo all*

The red light on her teepee

made her father quite weepy

and she looked a bit like paul o'grady

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But the lads were all queued round the block

they punched in their time on the clock

*waves to Chorlton*

She gave each a peck

as they passed her a cheque