h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got smacked by the floor

Hi Book_Crazy and welcome .... unfortunately, you've posted the next line to a very old verse - we've moved on a bit since then ... but don't worry, you'll soon get the hang of things

I'll post the next line to the current verse just to get things moving again and you can join in whenever you're around - see ya soon!

but her dad just gave them a sock

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They went away nursing their bruises

on the outlook for some other floozies





(Hiya all! what's cookin'??! couscous for me)

they grumbled and groaned


(hey Marnoult!! hope you're ok )

and threatened and moaned
Its what happens with hormonal Oozes.



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Why do they call theselves "Brave"

when they don't even know how to save






Hey, muv! You want some couscous?

A squaw in a tizzy

it makes me quite dizzy

*evenin' all *

It's really no way to behave

(hi tq was 'theselves' esp for us bristolians?)

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She was known to all as little bear

all she wanted was to share

but the squaws were all jealous,
asking, "nowt to sell, us?

but she kept all her feathers to wear.


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Her best one was fluffy and pink

but the bear-fat grease made it stink

she made her a boa

A right little go-er


(Be that Bristle an a'll cho?)

but she really preferred her old mink






It may be the end of the day,

But theres plenty of new games to play


(this be bristle tq but we don't all sound like faaarmers honest!)

I've been reading this book


<Used to work with one of yours - great bloke and I could understand him perfectly. A while back I registered a new mobile and this S.E. voice said "what's your highest number" so I looked at the sim car and something else and said "well probably the second one" she said "you live at No.2 ?", I said, "no, number 9, oh do you mean my house number", "yes" she said "your highest number"??????

that I found in a souk (sort of arab market)