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on if we have bought the right size




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He's never had this one before..

D'ya need someone to score?

yes, but while you are counting,
you can't be a-mounting

's okay, it don't work when there's four

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I'd rather have than shackles
And Silk 'stead of stuff that just crackles

A romantic meal

(a good deal)

In fact anything to stop raising the hackles










I was waiting in line for the bus

It was late, they were making a fuss
There was grumbles and groans

and multiple moans

En-route to orgasms R'Us

(gotcha!!)

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The love bus just passes me by

and my life never seems to fly

I'm willing to share

If anyone's there

Or else I'l have to cry









My word it's hot today

And the sun is out hooray!

But I don't like to sweat,
It sure makes me fret





HIYA, CHORLTON, How's Brissol these days? Still Ship - Shape??

So here on the lounger I'll lay (Bonjour Marnoult, much cooler now thank god!)

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A handsome young sailor from Deal

who had a performing young seal,



Hey, Chor`, I`m in cloudy London at the moment, not so hot, eh?

It could do clever tricks (work or pleasure marnoult?)

like picking up chicks,
and taking them home for a meal!


Hi, purely pleasure, chor., cat-sitting for my holidaying daughter!




Now the chicks were all blonds, you know,