h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And quite hard to find in the snow (2)

They were given away

(hi Pds, no numbers on here, you just have to live on your wits!!!)

By the bales of hay

(very very sorry – I didn't see that in the rules but I will never do it again)

Still, he thought he would give it a go



I think I shall go for a swim

Gordon Bennet I'm back hera again;

but take off your gown,
I`m afraid you might drown...............

On second thoughts, leave it, you`re grim




As I walked down the road to the pub,

I bumped into G W Shrub

he'd just had a few,
and had started to spew

And got into a stew

(the 5th (& last)line should rhyme with the 1st 2 lines, PBS...........like a limerick !)



eg....so I said "hey, what's up, Bub?"



He looked me straight in the eye,

VERRY VERRY sorry - it was a simultaneous posting. Happens all the time. And I do know the rules of limericks - go to the other thread.

and said "you seem a nice guy"

but I don't think I trust

the way he looked at my bust


(sorry I seem a bit anatomy-minded today...........see other limerick, too!!)

So I told him "it's open, your fly"






Whatever is wrong with Mathilda?

Her windows are covered in mildew (hi mar, you missed the balloons!)

they're green and a bit fuzzy,
and she's a bad hussie




aaahh, chor, I love those! A friend works for the makers, (is it campbells?)

She'll have to call in her aunt Hilda (it's Camerons balloons Marnoult)




A balloon it flew over my house

Shaped like a big Mickey Mouse,

as it went on its way,
in that morning in May,





(come on, don't leave me alone for this one, chor)