h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and startled a field full of cows (morning mar, it's the kites today)

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This thread is decidedly quiet

you could hardly call it a riot






windy, then in the old town, is it?

Where's everyone gone? (Glorious this weekend Marnoult)

saying "see you anon'"

Have they suddenly gone on a diet????

(phew, glad we got that one finished)




Knock, knock,; now is anyone there??

for this thread I'm feeling dispair

If it weren't for us birds, (you & me, chor)
Then all the other nerds

would post but I'm sure they don't dare

(you busy this weekend Mar?)

This first line just isn't my best

What of the rest?
(Is that how this is played)

(Should be 8 sylables LW, but we'll let you off , )

have all gone I fear

I'm sure they are near

in a dictionary I shall invest

Is this a five liner?

Yes sorry Lw i should have posted a first line

( should have explained,this is just a limerick thread)

OK here it is


My kids are all waiting for lunch

Have you tried giving them a brunch?



Cheers thanks for your advice

they never stop eating

they are always bleating

and nagging for something to munch

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I've just managed to burn scrambled egg

So harder than breaking a leg

I really can cook