h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like them plain, without clutter

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Should I have a real tree this year? (why is that sideways?)

Or should I spend cash on more beer?

It's really a toss-up

blimey, "toss-up"? oh well here goes.............

I don't want to cough up


more than just a few quid for good cheer!




I just hope my euros will last <holly<

All types of money goes fast

But if you're a big spender,
whatever your gender,

Remember to fill up your glass

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It's christmas in only one week

(sorry I missed you last week Marnoult, we were up in Yorkshire)

And my presents I still have to seek!!



eee, by gum, chor, Is there trouble in't mill?

But time's going faster
and I dread a disaster
So what, I give up! (Bl***y cheek)





My fairy lights are all on the blink

It's time for a new set I think

but I don't want them twinkling.......

'Cos that sets me blinking

well they shouldn't be kept in the sink
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Well Santa is now on his way

(Hi Marnoult, had lots of fun on this thread this year! Hope you have a good day tomorrow, catch you soon)

With presents all bought on E-Bay






Hi, Chor! Had a nice evening, all 5 of us together here in Frogland!(One of mine lives near London)All the best for 2006 --Keep the rhymes a-comin'

He'll fill up you stocking

(had a great day too Mar, one I will remember as one of the best!)

With something quite shocking

Then head back to the North Pole for May


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Gosh darn it, I've broken my foot! (True, & very uncomfortable!)

So here in this chair I'll stay put

( sorry to hear that Mar, still you can still type)

WHAT I HATE VERY MUCH, IS

HOPPING ALONG ON MY CRUTCH-ES (ouch, sorry, couldn't resist it!)