h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

she decided to make hay.(4)...............(while the sun was shining, of course)

and finish with a nice glass of water. (5)



They drove on down into Swindon, (1)

(their ancestors'previous kingdom) 2

They turned left at the fourth island, (3)

and when they got onto dry land

They broke into, 'Unter der Linden'(5)
(sorry marnoult)

There once was a cobbler from Bath, (1)

who had rubber trees all up his path(2)










(hey, chorlton, they're hitting on our corner of the world!)

He removed all the sap(3)



(and very lovely it is this morning too!)

and into the gap........




(sunny in Paris too, for the moment)

He squeezed all the shoes that were naff. (5)

(hot and sunny here in the Gulf)


What do they have in the cake shop? (1)(of course)

Buy a bun and we'll meet at the bus stop

Where do you think we should go? (3)

D'you know Walthamstow???

Oh yes! It's only a short hop. (5)


What'll we do when we're there? (1)

Do you know, I really don't care! (2)

How about a snack in a cafe? (pronounced cayf if you like)(3)

and then, for a laugh (pronounce both as "laff!)

We can have fun at the fair!(5)


Annie the dentist peered into the mouth, (1)

(she was new to the game, and came from the south)2

Now this won't hurt, just a little prick, (3)