h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yippeeeeeeeeeeee!

and all would be covered in poops!!

(Was I allowed, Tri?)



And then they would have to clean up........

Yup!

Or down depending on't sup (2)

(On't sup - depending on what was eaten or drunk)

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Dont forget we have Chorlton's line to finish off...

In their skirts they wore big wooden hoops (1) me
And would go dance about in great Troupes (2) 'C'
Sometimes the hoops tangled (3) me

and their knees they were mangled (4) (...mar)

With knickers all torn into loops (5)

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And then they would have to clean up (1)
And re-polish the big silver cup(2)

(my line 2 re-written - change the theme a bit, it's getting very lavatorial)

but the more that they rubbed it,(3)

And polished and scrubbed it (4)
The more the lads wanted to sup(5)

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We'll drink 'till we've all had our fill (1)

But Hey! Who's paying the bill?? (2)

(might as well carry on.........)


Old Fred is too stingy(3)

(..........& on, & on......)




and the pub is so dingy(4)



(come on, you lot, don't leave me on a limb!!!)

Well go on then folks, s'pose I will

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3 men and a dog on the river (1)

The thought of it sends me a'quiver (2)

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(Don't get upset M, it's the first bit of Sun we've seen in these 'ere parts for a long - long time, trying to soak it up)

when approching the maze(3) (one of the funniest parts of the book!!)



(Yep, Tri, hot here too, can't wait to get to the country; 10 more days to wait, then hammock & iced tea!)

They were all in a daze (4)

(Sounds good)

'cos the dog had eaten the liver!(5)




The little old lady in Cheam (1)

Awoke from a very strange dream (2)

she dreamt she'd been running (3)

Her excuse (quite cunning) (4)

For....

(No, sorry, Tri, can't see what you're getting at! Put us out of our misery!)

For panting and puffing out steam (5)

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They thought the old Gal was neurotic(1)
For having those dreams, so erotic(2)

(Now you can do something with THAT M)