h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but it's true, she did beg (3)mmmmm....

that her man shake a leg(4)



(how'm I doin', Tri??)

But the dimwit thought dance was the topic

(Cruisin' M, cruisin')

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A buxom young lass from the Tyne (1)

demanded she dine with some wine (2)

But all that she got (3)
Was some in a pot (4)

And some all laid out in a line

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She'd hoped for a full bodied red

but got a glass of weak plonk, instead

With a mouldy old pie (3)

And a single french fry

Served up on a slice of old bread (5)

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We're going for a night on the Town(1)

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I've heard that you're playing the clown

(sorry tq life gets in the way)

we'll have a good steak,(3)
and when dawn starts to break (4)

we'll paint the place red. Coming down?? (5)


(******And another one hits the dust*******)



The lady from Wapping was HUGE!(1)

She was naked and covered in rouge(2)
Like a gigantic cherry(3)

When taking the ferry (4)

It sank as it was entering Brugges (5)

****never mind if my geography is out of whack!*****


Her husband, so I am told (1)

was often left out in the cold (2)

(hi Mar and TQ, sorry I've been neglecting you of late )

he was lacking in muscles (3)

what she had in bustles(4)

But then, he was little, and old

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A prostitute working in Soho(1)
Did some very strange things with a yoyo(2)

It went up....& around,(3)
And for one extra pound (4)

(over to you, Tri!)

She'd flick it right into your mojo

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alone again, naturally

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Old Henry was old and quite blind

and carbuncles covered his behind


****c'mon, Tri, HELP!!****