h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A computer named Dino once said,
"The dots that are black should be red."

and the purple dots below

Are starting to glow

and the blue ones are fading instead!

There once was a man called McCloud

Declared "I like ABBA, I'm proud!"

It helps if you're Swedish

but please don't be squeamish,
If I sing along right out loud

sorry, me again


While wand'ring along in the rain

I got this enormous pain

In fact I was soaking

and honest, I'm not joking

and I've got to go out again!!

ok, lil old me, don't want to come out and play?
Here goes again...........

(classic) There was a young lady of Paris






('cos that's where I live, folks)

who married a man from Harris

They wove stylish Tweed
Whilst consuming speed

and finished up Plastered in Paris!

There was a young man from Corfu

Who enjoyed the odd whisky or two

he fell through the door