h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brilliant.Now your turn to come up with a first line

There was a young girl from Southampton

Who was a fan of a singer called Frampton

she went to a rave

but forget to bathe




Night lil

and also forgot to put pants on





While singing along in the bath...........

which I thought was a bit of a laugh(2)

Another voice started (3)

Then the bath waters parted(4)

And a whiff wafted up, what a Gaffe.



There once was a flatulent Monk....

who decided to become a punk

But his hair was too short
his f***ts smelt of port............

and the rest of him smelled like a skunk.....







There was a young man from Barnsley

Who fell in a barrel of Marmsley*


(*An old fashioned type of wine.)

He drank more than his fill




<I know )

And began to feel ill..

You should have seen the colour of his pee.(5)


One day we'll all look back on today (1)

to see how many times we lost our way (2)

if only they gave a map(3)

And stopped us having a nap


(Whoa!! where did the line numbers come from - this is a free posting thread up to three lines, been on the sauce again L.W. ?)