h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

who absolutely HAD to go see..............(gotcha)

The new Fashion show
Just so he would know............Oh no you haven't

if D**r was a he or a she.

Thought maybe it could be politically incorrect or even "slanderous" to put the whole name?

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Although he was only a nipper

He could pickpocket bones from a kipper

he would sidle up slow

and before you could know

You've been groped without moving the zipper......

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One night on the 'Top of the Pops'

The stage was crawling with Cops

(I know I just posted but it's the only way to keep it in my list)

I'd just started clapping
and lots of foot tapping...........

When they brought in the buckets and mops.



The corpse at the scene of the crime

stood up and said "it's about time"............

I'm sick of this game
It's always the same

Does anyone out there do mime?

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The body was pacing around

and trying to stay out of the ground

but the daylight was dawning

and he started yawning

Then he went without making a sound




It was dawn and the birdies were singing

If they don't shut up I'll be slinging
Some rocks at their nests

That should sort out the pests

And send them silently winging

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There's a traitor somewhere in the camp