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Post 141

Researcher 1214535

It's making me cross and I'll stamp


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Post 142

Triquack

He grassed up our plan
to bring Girls in a van


(for non-UK, 'grassed' means informed to the authorities)


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Post 143

Researcher 1214535

and instead we got kids and a tramp

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The children went mad in the van


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Post 144

Triquack

Most likely because of my ban


New Game Anyone (2)

Post 145

Researcher 1214535

the tramp threw a wobbly


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Post 146

marnoult

his knees went all knobbly smiley - huh


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Post 147

Researcher 1214535

We told him to act like a man

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When order was finally got


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Post 148

Triquack

I said "it's one short is it not"?


New Game Anyone (2)

Post 149

Researcher 1214535

But no-one could find it


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Post 150

Triquack

not even the rind bit


New Game Anyone (2)

Post 151

Triquack

But the tramp was off like a shot(5)


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Post 152

Triquack

The waitress was dressed all in pink




(I know I posted twice - to save you starting each time)

****They've got me doing number now smiley - yikes****


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Post 153

Researcher 1214535

She did it to make us all think


(ha-ha - I knew we'd get you numbering is we tried hard enought smiley - rofl
thanks for the first line btw smiley - cheers)


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Post 154

Triquack

She's all sweetness and light
and witty and bright


New Game Anyone (2)

Post 155

You can call me TC

I wonder if she'll mix me a drink.

smiley - popcorn

I sat next to a bloke on the bus


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Post 156

Triquack

But he made a terrible fuss


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Post 157

Researcher 1214535

He ranted and raved


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Post 158

Triquack

About being depraved


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Post 159

Researcher 1214535

It's clear that he isn't like us

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There was a sheep farmer from Wales


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Post 160

Triquack

The butt of many strange tales...smiley - run...smiley - sheep


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