h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep, maybe that's right

'coz late in the Night
A Book ain't no good for a Ruck*


* A Rugby term which involves heaving sweaty bodies. (oo-er)


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One night as I staggered home drunk

I tripped and fell over a Skunk

triquack

I let out a yell
he let out a smell

And no-one would share in my bunk

Chorlton

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The Skunk decided to stay
He liked my style so he'd say

he shared my passion

(but had no sense of fashion)

His stripes just gave him away

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It was breakfast time in the Hovel

the cook was enjoying his novel

He'd forgotten the eggs (blimey, in and out eh muv)

no tea just the dregs

So I guess we'll just have to grovel

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It's buy one and get one for free

That's handy - one each, you 'n' me

(Hi Triquack )

Buy two and get four
then you've got even more


Hi Muv ..

So s'posing I only want three???

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My daffs are all starting to bloom

Which is odd on a Houseboat in Froome

the waves gently lapping

some I am wrapping

I can just about see in the gloom (5)

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Whatever am I going to do? (1)

the symptoms all tell me it's 'flu (2)