h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!!!!!!!!!!

(*wags finger* better than that from you Triquak - go stand in the corner )

Tho much had been said

poor Dai kept his head

As long as you don't mention tails


Correction - when TriQuack's about, it's a GOOD time to panic.

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A barmaid from Abergavenny

At pulling pints was the best amonst many (2)

When plied well with liquors

ok, you asked for it.............



she took down her kn****rs

and auctioned them off for a penny



A builder was building a dam

In the desert, it must be a scam

No water for miles

"Of course not" he smiles
"Just wait till I've finished the Dam"

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There's a Sheik on a thing with a hump

If he wants to get down he can jump (just found this thread!)

But the sand is a pain

(Hi Chorlton )

When it goes up his drain

his problem is doing a dump!







the sheik was out riding one day....

when some other sheiks came out to play

they tried "hunt the thimble",
gosh, Ali was nimble.............

But I don't think you play it that way

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There's summat going on in them Dunes

Dunno what - but they're humming some tunes

They're having some fun