h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It`s not that I`m scared
but I`m not prepared

To risk getting blood on my blouse.

(.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.)

I think I'm becoming obsessed

With Bruce Willis in his vest

that isn't obsession
it's manic depression

I just failed my Rorschach test!

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That inkblot looks just like an emu

therefore I guess it would seem you
have strong weird urges
and energy surges
and totally mad we must deem you

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There was a young singer in Paris

desperately in need of a pee

she looked at the Seine
and said, I remain
a pitiful copy of thee

(looks like they've all given up PEET)
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There once was a hairy great football

Who kept his things under a toadstool

He would style his hair
To the small children scare...

and the last line just gets a foothold.

**()**

A lobster said "Salvador Dali.."

You remind me of my cousin Molly...

With her facial hair
You make a like pair

Or a triplet if you count Uncle Charley


rhyming Dali and Molly is a bit of a push
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Yippee!! I've got the day off!!

He said with a very loud cough..

"Oh Good" said his wife
He ran for his life

"Come back!" she shouts- "Finish me off!

>>>>>>>>>>>><

I've fallen in love with a robot

don't knock it, they're warmer than Turbot

tho' not quite as soft

When swinging aloft