h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A practice due to economic cuts.

**((Among squirrels, a minor economic cut is known as a "nut cutlet"))**

The squirrel economy has slumped

And all of their trading has lumped

They fear for their nuts
Their necks and their butts

But the ones with the pecan nut stores have trumped

We need a line to start the next one

but it looks like it's over and done

(well we have to start somewhere!!!)

our sloppy poetics

And harmonic kinetics

Have given us, for the money, a run.


I love ending sentences with verbs...

Due to living in leafy suburbs....



Bassman

Alll the fresh air and light
Has made my head not alright

Then again, it might be the "herbs"




In Jamaica, an angry young rasta

rebelled at the thought of more pasta

But the hungry young bloke
Sent his resolve up in smoke

And turned up his big ghetto blasta



While riding a big motorbike



Bassman

a Dutch boy caught sight of a dyke

(Steady... )

He knew that his role
Was to plug up the hole

But she turned him down just out of spite



A curry I fancy for tea




Bassman

A dirty old man from Newcastle
Can`t say his name, its too much hassle
was with a young lass
after making a pass
and showing the size of his tassle

??

erm nope. Limericks just aren`t working for me today.

I think I`ve momentarily misplaced the wa.

A curry I fancy for tea,
Produces a feeling of glee.