h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Coz he really should have ironed his collar

with it still on his neck?
he'd have shouted "by 'eck"

And, on realising the fiscal implications for 2003, he'd hollar.

**()**

There is nothing so good as an incoherent mutter

Especially when emiting from some pickled beets and butter,

I do believe that there is a great danger
of allowing limerick lines to get longer and stranger

There is nothing so good as an incoherent mutter
Especially when emiting from some pickled beets and butter,
If you make it sound profound
To drown out the sound




I do believe that there is a great danger
of allowing limerick lines to get longer and stranger
Some lines don't scan
But I'm still a fan

1. of any oaths you may utter

2. of the stranger danger arranger

(my second two lines were intended be be a comment
on the lack of scan of the first two, ah-em, do you
ever wish you hadn't started something.)

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An old lady who lived by the sea
went down to the rocks for a pee
when asked to explain
she said with distain
It's so that no-one will see
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A goon who lived on the moon

Nearly fell into a swoon

His lightheaded state
was because of his weight

(For Oggie)
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There is nothing so good as an incoherent mutter
Especially when emiting from some pickled beets and butter,
I do believe that there is a great danger
of allowing limerick lines to get longer and stranger
But when they don't scan they should rhyme
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and all the vodka he'd consumed

**()**

A capable young badger from Fife
Was roaming in search of a wife

but the virile young brock
was in for a shock

not having expected such strife

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I watched many episodes of Buffy

I don't watch most other stuff-y

Most TV is inane
And not for the sane

but ok if your mind's a bit duffy

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A funny thing happened at work

The cleaning lady went berserk

She spread some blue goo
all 'round in the loo.

which pulled of my bits with a jerk

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the squirrels are seeking their nuts

Which, in this weather, takes some guts

They hunt under leaves
And up people's sleeves