h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

then a rumbling of tum
and aching of bum
and emissions of gas you can see

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wash it down with a firkin of ale

And if that is to no avail

A splash of bitter,
and you'llbe part of the litter.

looking up from the floor, weak and pale
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I love a night out with the guys

with and chips and pies

and perhaps a brief induction
of post-feminist de-construction

accompanied by deep heartfelt sighs.

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My new union card just arrived

though its' journey was somewhat contrived

detouring through Latvia

( - couldn't resist!)

Then Estonia and Lithwania.

from where the delay was derived
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I'm taking vacation at home

with an , a dwarf and a gnome

The things we will do

Would get most in a stew



Bassman

But it's cheaper than flying to Rome.


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Just me and a big bottle of booze

Watching the ten o'clock nooze

with the level of liquor
going down ever quicker

Sliding t'wards the inevitable snooze.



Why won't that blonde girl look over?

at this modest and shy supernova

She would be amazed