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New game anyone?
Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Jan 1, 2003
fulfilling a new year wish
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A Pirate ship on the Ocean
created an awful commotion
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You can call me TC Posted Jan 1, 2003
The man in the crow's nest
said "Oh help - look out West...
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...Shrillian... Posted Jan 2, 2003
"Those dolphins have stolen our lotion!"
By lying on top of a van
Flipper now has a great tan
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jan 2, 2003
He had in his brain
to look like Chasey Lain
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jan 2, 2003
Melanoma was not part of his plan
As a result of our evolution
We now need to find a solution
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Jan 2, 2003
to swill down the pills
we must take for our ills
or perhaps a reverse revolution
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Is'nt it nice to be happy
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Jan 2, 2003
sorry about the rogue apostrophe PEET
ISN'T IT NICE TO BE HAPPY
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jan 2, 2003
and indulge in some lovin' that's sappy
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jan 3, 2003
With someone who's nice
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Jan 3, 2003
Is that sugar or spice?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 3, 2003
Who cares if hair's strait, curled, or nappy?
I am having a row with my mum,
She says I should get off my bum...
New game anyone?
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Jan 3, 2003
And a young man's role
is not to live off the dole,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 3, 2003
or sit by the 'phone looking glum. 
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I told her straight, I said - 
"I'll just go back to my bed" 
[Smileys are for illustrative purposes only, and do not form part of the rhyming scheme. E&OE]
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Jan 3, 2003
Or would you rather I crawl down a hole!
Your Mum's not a good one to offend.
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Jan 3, 2003
OOPS!, Sorry 
As you were...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 3, 2003
[Er, BFM, I put down the first two lines of a new one, and you ended them with a line which rhymed with the middle of the previous one...? Still recovering from New Year, I take it...? 
]
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Jan 3, 2003
He'd actually already clocked it, if you look...
To recap...
Your mum's not a good one to offend,
Though she might drive you round the bend,
As one of her rules,
Rather than suffer fools,
She'll put this nonsense to an end.
At last! Home time has arrived!
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 3, 2003
and so much pleasure's derived
(If you follow the "in reply to" links, you'll find that was a treble simulpost 
)
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Jan 3, 2003
Peet, actually you are very insightful re your observation about the New Year. With no gainful employment to divert my attention, all days are the same, especially New Year's days! BFM </aside)
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- 8141: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Jan 1, 2003)
- 8142: You can call me TC (Jan 1, 2003)
- 8143: ...Shrillian... (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8144: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8145: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8146: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8147: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8148: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Jan 2, 2003)
- 8149: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8150: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8151: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8152: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8153: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8154: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8155: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8156: You can call me TC (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8157: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8158: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8159: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 3, 2003)
- 8160: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Jan 3, 2003)
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