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New game anyone?

Post 6161

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

and outsing the rest


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Post 6162

SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout)

My god! You are better than me!

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There was a programmer from London


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Post 6163

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Whose shoelaces kept coming undone


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Post 6164

SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout)

He programmed a 'bot
to hold down the knot


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Post 6165

Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c

...he'd make more but he ain't got the fundin'

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Jack Daniels tastes quite nice with lemonade...


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Post 6166

Wowbagger

at your brother's behest


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Post 6167

Wowbagger

(sorry... don't know what came over me smiley - erm)

Too many though and you'll need first aid.


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Post 6168

Julie Andrews

From a big nurse named Brenda...


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Post 6169

six7s

Who last week changed gender


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Post 6170

Julie Andrews

And went from a mister to a maid(en)!

A preacher who lived in Versailles


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Post 6171

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Liked to rub prunes on his eye


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Post 6172

Wowbagger

When he was questioned
of actions forementioned


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Post 6173

SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout)

He replied with a "F**K Off And Die."


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Post 6174

Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733

He said "I see nil through plumb dye!"

There once was a boy in Southampton


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Post 6175

Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733

Oh drat- i was a second too late- well I still like my ending better.


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Post 6176

SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout)

Oh- and the new one:

There once was a boy from the States,


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Post 6177

Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733

Who was so poor he lived in a crate


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Post 6178

Wowbagger

He wore an old sack
but oddly didn't lack


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Post 6179

six7s

The phlegmatic rasp of Tom Waites
smiley - winkeye~-=+=-~smiley - winkeye~-=+=-~smiley - winkeye~-=+=-~smiley - winkeye~-=+=-~smiley - winkeye~-=+=-~smiley - winkeye
There once was a pianist from Pomona,


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Post 6180

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Who emitted a purple corona


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