h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and dictatorship goals....

the extent of its wrath hard to gauge
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Hell hath no fury like a woman, full stop

...better watch what you say or I'll bust your chops...

RL's scary, but we are
safely disguised, in VR

A scrap, better call for the cops....

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My old banger just blew a gasket,



Bassman

A few miles is all I could ask it.

my Fix Or Repair Daily
wont see another ceilidh

Where does one find a car-sized casket?

The funeral for the auto went askew...

thanks to the fools at Renta-Pew

The wake was a hoot
We drank booze from the boot

Farewell old Falcon*, adieu!
<*aka Granada in the UK)
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The last time I drove to the beach

A lesson I thought I should teach



MT.

Is ice cream eating

It takes some beating

So don't confuse Ice Cream with Bleach.

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Barrichello cocked up his pit-stop,



MT.

as off to the loo he did hop

poor Rubens status
scuppered by flatus

and being surprised at the grid rob.


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When I saw a sheep on Orion

It told me it's name was O'Brien

he farted the gas
of half a star's mass