h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well we'd better just run
before we're shot with ray guns

my star player ain't theirs for poaching
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There once was a full back from Saudi

Who drove a big black shiny Audi







MT.

Every bar he would try
but each one he found dry

Or they were packed and quite dowdy

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Whilst shopping for bread and Sardines

I dropped a live fish down my jeans

So out of my zipper
there spies a wee kipper

from now on, I'll buy aubergines.

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As the weekend approaches apace

a trip to the barbers, in case

on saturday night,

I should meet my "Miss right"

(or 'I should meet "Mr Right"' if that's your preference)

I must scrape the pox from my face

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My neighbour but one has chickens

She had three, but now the plot thickens

he adds cornflour to soup so it thickens

In the old chicken-run

goes a fox with a gun,

(this can't end well...!!!)

and the outcome of that simply sickens!

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A parrot broke out from its cage

in a cracker enduced kind of rage...

Its lack of control

broke it's long pole