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New game anyone?

Post 6221

...Shrillian...

It's so large i can now eat my boat!

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Someone's chasing me, i can't smiley - run away!


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Post 6222

Wowbagger

Can't they tell that I am gay?


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Post 6223

Julie Andrews

I thought it was obvious,
But it seems they're oblivious


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Post 6224

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I just feel like somebody's prey!

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"Dead Ringers" on Radio Four


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Post 6225

...Shrillian...

Makes me boogie on the dance floor


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Post 6226

Lighthousegirl - back on board

the rhythm of the patter


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Post 6227

Mike Tyson

And the slant of the natter


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Post 6228

Anonymouse

And I dance to both feet become sore.

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A longing for Peaches and Cream


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Post 6229

six7s

with buckets of cognac, I dream


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Post 6230

...Shrillian...

Little cherries on top


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Post 6231

six7s

Then a magnum of pop smiley - runsmiley - bubbly


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Post 6232

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

It'll make me just beam.
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If you have that feeling of hunger,


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Post 6233

six7s

From inhaling a herb called g***a


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Post 6234

Platypus 2

you must satisfy the munchies smiley - biggrin


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Post 6235

Evil Zombie Strider

By eating things crunchy


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Post 6236

six7s

Like you could, every day, when younger
~~~~~~~~~~smiley - winkeye~~~~~~~~~~smiley - winkeye~~~~~~~~~~smiley - winkeye~~~~~~~~~~smiley - winkeye~~~~~~~~~~
Each New Year's, I vow to get fitter


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Post 6237

Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 )

When I fail, I turn quite bitter

~Sirona


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Post 6238

Evil Zombie Strider

I empty the fridge

smiley - footprints


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Post 6239

six7s

an attempt to abridge


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Post 6240

Lurcher


The fact that I`m really a quitter smiley - winkeye

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A man and his dog in the park


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