h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Were walking one night after dark

The dog saw a squirrel
Do cartwheels and whirl

And the man thought it all was a lark.

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Three days ago I saw a cat

It was wearing a dress and a hat

this femenine pussy

(Steady... )

Was really a hussy

walking the streets dressed like that.

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"Pussy" and "Hussy" don't rhyme

But using them isn't a crime.

Whereas dubious scantion

deserves no expansion

Makes the plumb in ones voice sublime
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'Eaven 'elp you 'Enry 'Iggins

You've got tangled up in the riggin's

you're 'avin a laugh
with that toy in your bath (sp? barph??)

You slip, and now you're a sinken.

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There was a young girl named Dot,

For whom many young boys had fought

why ever they do
I haven't a clue

in what accent does *Dot* rhyme with *fought*?

they usually end up with nought
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You can't have your cake and eat it

But if you've an egg you can beat it

Lush frosting all over

Food fit for a rover

well... what else rhymes with over