h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Turned the brain of the drinker to pulp

He became rather sozzled,

And easily jostled

He's in despirate need of help.



My measuring system's superior
To the metric, which is it's inferior...

Twelve inches are good,

For a Really cool Frood

And give a good feeling, interior.

Morning

Cheesecake is the food of the devil,

on a theological level

A is the key

Morning Ugi, I think for me already. I can feel one of those days coming on

to all things heavenly

Although you need to drink several

Phew, got out of a rhyming hole there

A farmer from East Minnesota,

Was a tonne or two short of his quota

So he tugged and he pulled,

and he thought as he mulled

morning

and he bluffed & he bulled

Fank Gawd I'm not frmo Dakota!!



A in the deep sea

Was searching for fish, squid and brie,

He liked the cheese most

on soggy brown toast