h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what a shame that I missed such a treat.

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There was a young lady from Yale

And the largest belonged to peet!



A disturbed fella from Brunei

Who looked incredibly pale

with her skin paper-white

And her eyes not so bright,

Maybe last night she drank too much

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There was an old man from Korea

Who was plagued by the strangest idea

He wrapped up in plastic

With some knicker elastic,

to protect him from Huntingdon's Chorea (sp?)

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That last was a little contrived

With twists that were oddly derived

But thats often the case

When things cut to the chase

But at least the rhyme survived.

Morning All

This morning is chill and windy,

said an air-head know as Cindy

<mornin' - Rama, either I'm particularly slow this morining or you didn't leave many options there!)

Her goosebumps were large,

Well, I thought I'd give you a challenge

Cause she lived on a barge

where she held an open-air shindy

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It's easy to rhyme with a cat

Unless one is a prat

One preens and one purrs