h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She had three left feet

But wouldn't eat meat,

Awwww, Tab, big hugs. Anything I can get for you?

Because it sent her into a trance
thanks guys..I'm on the mend now

There was a sick young cat

Who cooked porridge in a vat,

it was flavored with mice

And garnished with lice,

Does anyone else think that there is altogether too much Cheesecake and Chocolate Milk through H2G2 to be healthy. I think there's some sort of conspiracy going on.

And topped with a very large bat

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There was a glut of cheescake

That's not very nice

Virtually all of it was Fake

The bottom was cardboard

The filling was part Ford,

The car company. Aaaggghhhh I hate cheesecake!!!!!

And chocolate milk!!!

Its really not to tempting to take.



A sprinter named Cedric "speed" Cooper,

swapped his running shoes for a scooter

It wasnt as fast,

In a race he came last

So now he is cedric "drives" blooper.



An ant eater who didnt like ants,

Liked to dress up in new argyle pants

But when he got ants in those pants,

a,a,a,a,a, as opposed to a,a,b,b,a, is probably wrong, but I dont care

That made him dance

He would apall the world with his rants.




A which was downed in one gulp,