h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gently pan-fried in Ghee.



Typing all day is a drag,

'pecially whilst perched on a crag

you can get RSI

Or a smut in your eye

Screw it, I'm going for a fag

Fag=Cigarette before any US citizen makes a witty comment

Cannabis is a drug to be sure,

which is best when extremely pure

You roll and you stick,

And give it a lick

Smoke it and fall to the floor.



The Lion is a King of the Beasts,

And then you see things obscure



There once was a man from New Orleans

Or smoke it in a big Hookah



A dictionary up on the shelf

Since my last line rhymes without special pronounciation, I will start the next one.

There once was a man from New Orleans

Who wore very flared Jeans

simp

What happened to Rama's one?
- I was about to follow that with...

and are very much larger than yeasts

They had bells on the tips

He would walk down the street,
And to people he'd meet,
He'd invite them home for eggs Florintien.



There once was a girl on the rocks,
Who had problems with holes in her socks...

<laugh< go UGi

There once was a girl on the rocks,
Who had problems with holes in her socks...

<I'm lost, dazed & confused - guessing>

her feet were so sore

She couldn't cope anymore